torpedo

When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.

John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...

by CTMD May 3, 2010

but torpedo

verb...
a vibrator used by a gay man to shove up his ass.

that guy goes in his room every night and but torpedos

by shawno October 11, 2004

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005

tiki torch

Having sex with a girl outdoors, while standing up, and lighting her hair on fire to keep the mosquitos away.

"Dude, I totally tiki torched this chick last night, but she burned out really quick." "You creep."

by illuminatiagt January 13, 2008

Tophat

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!

"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"

by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009

torpedoed

1. To discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend

Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.

WTF? Ken just torpedoed Keith's chances with Trinity. That was just a damn mean thing to do!

by Hardin Long April 14, 2004

torche

n. obese dirty woman v. to wipe ass. adj. something powerful

n. Sarah n'est qu'une torche.
v. Je me torche.
adj. Wow, ça torche en crisse!

by Dominator May 6, 2004