The Dirty Tooth Fairy

The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.

Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.

by dagr8cornholio48 September 08, 2008

Sabre Tooth Tiger

An old woman (who's long in the tooth) that hooks up with a young guy.

Did you see Cloris Leachman making out with Jack Black? She's a Sabre Tooth Tiger!

by mrbearsh May 30, 2009

Floss the brown tooth

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.

"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 30, 2009

Suck that chipped tooth

When you are so munted and chewing on your face, you result to sucking on your friends front chipped tooth, and chanting "SUCK THAT CHIPPED TOOTH".

"I will pop many a E bombs on the weekend, and suck that chipped tooth"

by Doheny April 20, 2009

Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

Poop in your tooth

1. It means to have very disgusting breath.

2. To have cavities that look like Doo doo

Examples:

1. Man Jeffrey has "poop in his tooth".

2. Oh heck word I'm gonna brush my teeth so I don't get "poop in my tooth".

3. Man you have poop in your tooth so be quiet you lady of the night

by PsychpPr3tz3l_Tv July 16, 2019

Garlic tooth syndrome

A horrible disease which comes from inserting garlic up ones anus. The word 'tooth' is the word for the sphincter which now resembles a french mans big toe.

"what's that smell?"

"what? oh nothing i'm just making some garlic bread"

"no you're not...aw man you've got the garlic tooth syndrome haven't you?"

"shut up..."

by sphincter licker August 23, 2009