Tool

A shithead, doper boyfriend who doesn't know how to treat a girl

My boyfriend's such a tool, he never does anything nice for me.

by ImBreeeee January 18, 2009

a tool

Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.

You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.

by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007

lesbian toolbox

Manly bags carried by extremely butch lesbians. Usually used to house hatchets and axes for when they go on lumberjacking trips.

Here comes Pam with her lesbian toolbox again. I'll bet she keeps hedge clippers and a sludge hammer in that thing.

by Deering September 13, 2006

Toolette

A woman who uses her body or withholds sex as a form of revenge or manipulation against men. As a result, she ends up making herself into an object.

Jack has been dating Jill for two months and she still won't have sex with him after all the time, money, and effort he has put into the relationship.

Jack needs to drop that bitch-ass Toolette like a bad habit and get laid.

by c--dub October 13, 2009

toolfool

1. Someone who is simultaneously a tool and a fool.
2. A ridiculously funny and condescending way to tell someone they're being an idiot.

"You hung up on me!!"
"No I didn't!"
"You're such a toolfool!"

by Denizz July 21, 2008

Tool

Neeper.

Neeper is such a tool.

by SomeMuthaF**kinGuy March 23, 2009

Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009