An emphatic interjection made when an off-handed sinister or perverse remark, often involving one's mom, leads to a cascade of incremental sarcastic wit that terminates with someone taking it way too far and getting graphically specific. The other participant in this cascade is left speechless, with the exception of the phrase: "Jesus Bob."
Paul: "...that's what she said."
Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."
Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."
Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"
Paul: "Jesus Bob...."
Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."
Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."
Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"
Paul: "Jesus Bob...."
by ah_halifax1 December 12, 2013
Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009
by Shitty memes March 28, 2021
Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.
by LegendaryWølf April 06, 2022
by Daniel juice April 03, 2018
by Peachle March 18, 2018
The rhythm guitarist for the Grateful Dead. Often overlooked because of Jerry Garcia's amazing lead guitar work, but still a talented player and a fundamental part of the Dead's sound.
Bob Weir has an upbeat country-sounding voice and sang Dead songs like "Mexicali Blues", "Sugar Magnolia" and "One More Saturday Night"
by EonBlue987 July 15, 2010