oul hag

a young lady whom looks old

Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.

by JillEM February 18, 2014

hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.

...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.

by heythewhat October 23, 2014

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

by 747 Gaming is the best except June 5, 2023

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

by Redbaron February 7, 2020

Hag and a half

More than a hag. Annoying and lame woman. Most likely someone hag you work with.

Stacie is a hag and a half!

by Whitney Catastrophee May 14, 2021

Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025