tire fire

The act of two heavily obese persons having sexual intercourse with such vigor and friction that two spare tires create a blaze of fire.

That's a tire fire waiting to happen.

by Luffa October 16, 2008

Flat tire

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014

bone tired

extremely tired

I'm bone tired after am long day at work.

by its12:49-03/13/14 April 20, 2014

hyber-happy-tired

a person who has been hyper from being extremely happy and is crashing from using too much energy at once. This person will be extremely tired and wont want to do much afterwards. (this is why you only want to catch someone entering the phase of hyber-happyiness so that you can have fun, not after.)

"dude that guy's been running around in circles all day"
"yeah but I think he's done now wait....for.... it..."
***THUNK??***
"yup, he's done for now. Just falling on the ground like that he must be hyber-happy-tired!"

by Dreamerinthetwilight February 8, 2010

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009

Dirty Tire

To finger a girls and rub the shit around her asshole, or to give a dirty sanchez to her asshole

Instead of giving her a dirty sanchez give a Dirty Tire

by Yo papa May 22, 2006