tire kicker

Someone that goes to watch people wheel there trucks but does not have a truck to wheel of there own and can only kick the tires or other peoples trucks

Look at that broke fucking mudboy over there he is a real tire kicker

by Captain R.P.M November 24, 2006

tired little shit

Some one who is lazy or unmotivated to complete a task.

Originates from a Welshman who worked on quarry equipment in Coalville.

Neil won't do his work. " Neil you tired little shit get on with it!"

by Fountain of wisdom August 15, 2014

Gucci tired eyes

A term for when you're so tired that you start making the bags under your eyes a fashion statement

Yo what's good Rodney, stayed up all night finishing my midterm. Rocking them Gucci tired eyes this morning.

by Santans October 12, 2017

dog ass tired

Really tired

After our week in Nola during Mardis Gras we were all eaten up with dog ass tired.

by MsJxn2DC May 5, 2018

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.

I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.

by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018