awk. times 10

a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!"

by cool story bro(: July 12, 2011

Tiesticles

A hunchbacked, northern virgin.

This legendary beast is well reknowned for being hideous. Retreating to it's clock tower.It leads a life of infinite amounts of lies and copy & pasting on the internet.

by James Downie January 24, 2004

good times

A phrase made-up by the Loveline god Adam Carolla, also star on The Man Show, and Crank Yankers. Means something good happened.

When i funked donnys mom it was good times.

by Generikal.com April 28, 2003

good times

A quote used to convey that great things have happened/will happen/are happening.

Peter: "there were heaps of free drinks and hot chicks"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"

by Simon March 20, 2005

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.

You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

Times A Mil

The extreme amount that you can love someone or hate someone

Like, Oh my god, I Love You times a mil.

Well thats gay, shes dumb times a mil.

by Stephanieeee February 4, 2007

timesule

a container in which are kept events of significance and which is buried or put away in a secure manner so that it can be retrieved in the future, facilitating knowldege of the time when it (the timesule) was made.

Timesules are a vehicle for disclosing historical events.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2010