Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.

biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails

by Bertrambendlebits May 26, 2009

EPIC

EPIC, an expression to show vast amounts of enthusiasm. It is also used to express your opinion of something being awesome, beastly or great.

Another usage of EPIC is often 'EPIC Fail', an expression meaning you failed or sucked at something very very badly, or did not realize it.

person 1: Did you see Zombieland?!
person 2: Yeah, that movie was EPIC!

person 1: That guy can't play baseball for crap.
person 2: Yeah, he swung the bat and it flew right out of his hand.
person 1: God, what an EPIC Fail.

by Thekhluver May 31, 2010

epic

A word that is used to describe something that one enjoys (i.e. awesome, sweet, beast, cool, etc.)

Person 1: Dude, did you see that movie last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was epic.

by emo dude December 28, 2010

Epic Gamer

1. A gamer with way too much time on their hands.
2. A gamer who just did an epic thing on whatever game they are playing, who is therefore called an epic gamer.
3. An 11-year-old tryhard who just got to level 10 on Roblox Jailbreak.

Donnie: I don't believe it! I just got 10 Victory Royales on FortNite in a row!
Friend1: That's an Epic Gamer move right there.

by The_Random_Dicthead January 15, 2019

Epic games

That app that people only have on their PC to get GTA 5 for free with a variety of other free games, also known for making fortnite, having terrible servers and customer service

Person 1:hey, wanna play fortnite by epic games
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again

by Cartoonlover69 July 18, 2020

Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.

GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.

by Dasage November 13, 2011