spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

by Irenical May 6, 2011

spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.

Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better

by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

Adjustable Spoon

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.

WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!

by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022

Spoon me

To engage in the act of Spooning

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.

by Marty Broon October 22, 2008