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Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
mugGet the Rowing the Motorboatmug.

Row boater

In that picture you are rowing a boat. Therefore you are a row boater.
by Foreveryoung September 20, 2014
mugGet the Row boatermug.

Ben Rowe

Puk dot puk ben rowe
by haze22 October 26, 2010
mugGet the Ben Rowemug.

rowing

Rowing is the only sport to originate as a form of capital punishment. I still can’t figure out why I like it so much.
It’s 5:00 a.m. Time to go rowing.
by IrishUndaground June 26, 2022
mugGet the rowingmug.

Lil rowe

Homie on the go. Can't stop moving sidekick trying to keep up. Protégé
by Training them hoes April 29, 2022
mugGet the Lil rowemug.

Three-Leg Rowing

When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.
Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.
by Z-Dict February 24, 2021
mugGet the Three-Leg Rowingmug.

row 7

the row at walmart where stoners meet and do deals
stoner 1- i need some weed

stoner 2- lets hit the guy up in row 7 later
by stoner girl December 15, 2009
mugGet the row 7mug.

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