Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

Max points

A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS

Hey ;) kiss me and you can give me 10points" or "Hey fancy MAX points ;)

by Desusa October 21, 2010

The Extra Point

When your banging a chick doggie style in a bathroom stall and right before you bust you seperate her legs and aim for the toilet bowl.

He slips it out annnnnnnd.....ITS GOOD!!!!! The Extra Point attempt works out to be a smart move.

by The Genious 12221 July 8, 2009

Cedar Point

Cedar Point is a Seasonal Spring thru Fall amusement park owned by Cedar Fair located in Sandusky, Ohio. The park is well known for its world class collection of thrill coasters such as, Steel Vengeance, Maverick, Top Thrill Dragster, Millennium Force, and many more out of 17 top of the class coasters. Cedar Point has survived 151 years of operation, celebrating its 150th anniversary in 2020!

Cedar Point is home to many top class coasters that are much beloved in the coaster community.

by SamiLB November 15, 2021

Relationship Points

aka Relay Points

a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.

Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?

Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?

by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011

Grays Point

A wealthy suburb in Sydney’s Sutherland Shire. Surrounded by water, it is noted for its secluded surroundings and leafy, winding streets. Residents are families who enjoy the surrounding beaches and trails. Referred to as ‘The Palm Beach of The Shire’.

You live in Grays Point!? Lucky!

by beachlife200 November 11, 2017

shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013