Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019

Mitch

One who always carries a weapon.He drinks and does drugs daily.doesn't have many friends because he is so hard to deal with.his honesy is bold and often makes people uncomfortable. He has potential to be a great father.Rarely does he have his priorities straight.He is educate,has a career.He refuses to date because he can't be faithful.Also very attractive,thoughtfull and generous.He tends to not give a fuck.

I'm headed over to Ryan's house to hangout with a Mitch.

by RyanPhiefier October 17, 2020

Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

Mitch

Mitch a very perfect person. She is the kindest person you'll ever met. She's smart, talented, gorgeous, and sexy, She is so perfect, everyone adores her. When you're on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's everyone's type, even girls like her. Once you had Mitch there's nothing better.

Girl: wow I'm almost like her!
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor is Cartmans hand but seen with 2 eyes and a mouth

Kyle: CARTMAN MITCH CONNOR IS NOT A REAL PERSON ITS JUST YOUR HAND YOU FATASS.

Cartman: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW.

by Soggy_Toast69420 November 12, 2023

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018