single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Mississippi Love Letter

When someone takes a shit and leaves the dirty toilet paper on the roll for the next person to find

Fred left a Mississippi Love Letter in the last stall.

by balbalman December 16, 2025

Letters

A letter is a logo of a specific sound. For example the letter A is a logo of the sound you make when you say ‘A’ . The letter A can be said in many different ways, however it’s written the same (aside from capital letters and lower case) .

“Hey, do you know what Letters are?”

“i do, it’s a logo of a specific sound.”

by MyParentsChild March 13, 2023

Spanish letters

Reading something innocent believing that it is an euphemism.

My friend said he has a friend called Titi, I thought he was calling him penis in Filipino, but it was only Spanish letters.

by PMXerinda July 30, 2021

Every 3rd letter

Did you not get it?

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2023

hidden letter

A 'hidden letter' is the opposite of a silent letter. It is pronounced, but cannot be seen. A concept created by C.R.F 13/12/13

The 'r' in Castle or the 'g' in Onion are both hidden letters.

by Casscreatingwordsandterms December 16, 2013

letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008