Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.

Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy

by LongLeg November 26, 2011

snazzy wigs

Snazzy wigs, only snazzy kids can wear them, they are very stylish.
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”

Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”

by Lea XD June 3, 2021

the dirty wig

When someone uses your wig to wipe someone's ass.

Man,I ran out of toilet paper and had to do the dirty wig,again.

by paul blart December 15, 2012

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.

Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.

by us national June 18, 2009

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

water wig

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.

Sally has a water wig on her pussy. It looks like a mini bush.

by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021

Wig Nog

A drink crusty white drink made from old drained top ramen, milk and sour cream, heated to luke warm.

"You know, a whitey came up with this definition of wig nog, a most appropriate contribution."

"Better have some of that wig nog if your acting crusty."

by theradvocate March 6, 2025