two-strapper

A nerd, a dweeb. From the 1980's when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). The geeks used both straps. Not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. But still a cool sounding burn.

Why did you invite that spaz to the party? That dude is such a two-strapper.

by rps70 November 2, 2010

Two-fives

A word of Belizean Kriol English origin meaning friends.

"Me and My Bwai da Two-Fives"
Me and my boy are friends

by Akkz August 26, 2005

two of us

its a very beautiful single released by louis tomlinson.
this song is dedicated to his mom who passed away in 2016

Person 1: did you listen to two of us?
person 2: omg yes i cried when i listened.

by Genzdonut September 11, 2020

two-adjectives

A way to label individuals to tell others one's evaluation or opinion of who they are.

Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.

by but for May 15, 2018

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

two trays

An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.

The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.

His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.

by Definitely not two trays kid December 2, 2021