Titanic wedgie

This is when all of you clothes are ripped off or wedgie off leaving you butt naked

My friend said that my titanic wedgies are the longest wedgies because I have a hard time ripping clothes that aren’t underwear

by The thinker maker February 26, 2023

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Titanic

HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!

Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

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Wall Titans

(From the anime/manga, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan)
Giant titans that calls the walls of Paradis' walls a home, King Fritz used some Eldians and turned them into pure titans, 45 to 50 meters tall, 15 meters wide, and 5 meters across. They resemble Bertholdt's Colossus Titan, and releases massive heat.

These titans are weapons, used for world wide genocide. Only Eren (Main character of the story) has been able to use the full potential and start the Rumbling.

Armin: Wait, why does Eren need all of the wall titans in Shiganshina? Wait, he can't be commiting mass-genocide!

Eren: I'll use the wall titans to commit mass genocide and eradicate all life beyond the walls.

by brondamag March 16, 2023

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Titanic

(V) the act of tying one’s sexual partner upside down from the ceiling and repeatedly dunking their head in a bucket of ice water and punching them in the face while they scream “Iceberg!”

“Seth was telling me that when he and Lexi were having sex she totally Titanic’ed him and he loved it!”

by Vorspiel123 March 29, 2023

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Teen Titans Rabies

An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room

"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."

by A Bit Sapphic January 31, 2023

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