Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 18, 2011
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Status Backup

1. The act of backing up a friend's Facebook status, usually by request, either by liking or commenting on it, or both.

2. The act of liking/commenting on someone else's statuses in order to prompt them to like/comment on your statuses.
1. (To a friend) "Bro, I posted my status like two hours ago and no one's liked it. Give me a little status backup?"

"Yeah sure thing man, hakuna matata."

2. (Thinking to oneself) "Hmm, I bet if I comment on some of Jenna's statuses, she'll like some of mine and give me some status backup."
by MissMcLovinIt September 25, 2011
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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 05, 2009
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Status-able

When somebody says something that can be used as a status on Facebook, Aim, etc.
Brian: Yo, Evy is so Gutta...

Evy: That is so status-able.
by Evy. April 02, 2010
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Street Status

Street Status: Street Status Apparel, one clothing company that represents the Streets! Made for car guys and girls but fits the lifestyle of many out there.
"Are you Street Status? Why yes I am a baller..."
by Street Status Apparel May 12, 2009
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cloud status

Meaning to be "fly" as clouds. Another way of saying someone is "fly" which means "popular" or "cool".
We're on that cloud status right now.

My shorty is always cloud status.
by Yorkers June 26, 2009
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pimp status

that bling is pimp status
by joey March 09, 2004
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