Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.
by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023
Get the Shame stainmug. by adambomb76 May 24, 2018
Get the chamber of stainsmug. A common occurence on facebook pages, where the thread is inexplicably turned sour by a DFB (drunk facebooker) or generally bitter person, usually resulting in the sudden end of an otherwise happy thread.
Oh man, it was about trees and butterflies, everyone was feelin' the love of the thread and happy postings 'til Suzie got drunk and pulled a Page Stain.
by bigolepuddytat July 7, 2010
Get the Page Stainmug. by Pubic October 25, 2018
Get the Cum stainmug. Brown stain (also the name for a shit) is the commonly used English slang for a dickhead of a teacher who doesn't care about anything other than himself
theyre typically geordie
theyre typically geordie
by clubpenguinfun June 7, 2016
Get the Brown Stainmug. A fecal discoloration, usually on the inside of underwear, cause by a disgusting, sloppy lifestyle; or an individual that conducts them self in an unself-respecting manner. Inspired by the life of Dane Ervin.
Brett had a really bad diarrhea poop the other day, and while sitting upon the throne of greatness he looked down to gaze upon the shart damage and found the most repulsive Dane stain ever.
by Teddy Walker May 18, 2016
Get the Dane stainmug. ... a blemish caused by the activities by a freak who sexually scars a part of their body through their activities.
E.g. herpes, genital warts
E.g. herpes, genital warts
Oooooooohhh that Erin bitch has a freak stain on her face.
or
Erin has such a nasty freak stain on her face.
or
Erin has such a nasty freak stain on her face.
by Pozzum69 November 18, 2011
Get the Freak Stainmug.