Shawn

A person who sits inside all day, refuses to spend time with family, and plays sea of thieves while also refusing to be in shape at all

Dude, stop being such a Shawn, go outside

by Beepidoopidee April 9, 2022

Shady Shawn

Shady Shawn is a corrupt Sheriff who allows sexual assault, blows taxpayer money and owes thousands in back child support. His shady antics are covered by a thin blue veil.

Shady Shawn is up to no good again, he just spent another $100k and promoted a sexual predator.

"Hey Bro, don't be a Shady Shawn!"

"That dude is as crooked as Shady Shawn!"

by _Jake November 22, 2019

Shawn

30inch dick and is good with girls I'm the bed and pleases them to the max

Shawn is such a coo guy

by Jrnrne February 21, 2022

Shawn

Shawn is defined as a homophobe who plays video games has bad rage he can be heard yelling profanities ranging from "Nigger" to "Faggot" and "Retard" and other stuff he also likes to eat a lot of junk food while he's playing video games

Hey you wanna play a game

Shawn: Fuck you faggot of course you queer little nigger

Ok what the fuck

Shawn: Who fucking cares you fucking faggot no one cares fucking queer

Ok

Shawn: Shut the fuck up retard you're a fucking faggot and no one cares about you fucking nigger

Ok jeez

Shawn: Oh shit you're a fucking bitch you faggot no ones cares you retarded motherfucker kiss my ass pussy ass cunt

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

shawn-may

Shawn-May is a beautiful, intelligent, funny, loveable, caring and friendly person. She is not often a very sociable person and likes to only stay close with her best friend/s. She's lovely and anyone would be privileged to be with her!

Guy: Have you met Shawn-May?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's amazing! I'd love to be with her!

by NUGGETBOX November 19, 2013

Shawn Syndrome

A mental trauma which causes a girl to become lesbian after you confesses your feelings to her

"I'm afraid your daughter has been diagnosed with Shawn Syndrome. It's incurable but you can sue the guy that caused it"

by El Pablo the Pedo May 15, 2022