woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

shrub scout

PUSSY EATER

"bruh u a shrub scout fr." "I AINT NO PUSSY EATER"

by finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn February 7, 2023

TF2 scout lawnmower

The lawn

Mower tf2 is Where one gets a bat,tapes the word force of nature on it, and attempts to bat the pubes off of somebody’s crotch

He used TF2 scout lawnmower on me!
Why is it called that
He bat the pubes off

by Sex lover 696742031 November 4, 2025

Scouting

When it’s all stopped up in there and you gotta work it out with a finger.

Dad: After a night of scouting in the woods, it’s all clear.
Timmy: What’s scouting, Dad?
Dad: Well, son…

by Pardonmewhileiwhipthisout May 18, 2024

Scouting

When you go hunting for good indie music you haven't heard before.

I was scouting on Spotify last night and I found this fire indie band!

by PuncherOfTrees February 25, 2024

Scout

A guy who can be annoying but he is still an amazing person in your life. He also will sing out of nowhere if your hanging out with him and your friends ( Also known as a third wheel)

" Oh yeah Scout is coming to the park with us to the park today aswell ! lets hope they wont sing nay weird songs.."

by RiverBlossom July 7, 2021