Scouts Oath

When there is no poop on the toilet paper when you wipe. Comes from the slogan in the Scouts Oath "Leave No Trace"

I just took a massive shit and there wasn't any poop on the toilet paper, I just took a Scouts Oath

Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time

by SpinachTurtle December 2, 2020

baldy scout

A term to define a Scouts BSA member who has gone above and beyond. Much like Mt.Baldy they have reached a peak and are a top 1% scout. Baldy Scouts are peak scouts within the organization.

That guy is an Eagle Scout, he’s a Philmont Ranger, and he has staffed NAYLE. He is definitely a Baldy Scout.

by ScoutmasterK September 15, 2023

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

squirrel scout

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"

by amywarhol March 5, 2017