The French onion

The French onion is when you fuck your girl while she is taking a dump

We went the restrraunt and had French onion soup , when we got home , we did the French onion.

by Poppoppoppop November 6, 2017

"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Onion dip

Having sex with multiple men one after the after, one penis after the other mushing that dip round.

Natasha went over to multiple mens house, getting onion dipped one after one.

by Skullqueen91 April 21, 2022

Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

onion cummer

When while cumming a person makes a similar face as to biting into an onion

She was pretty hot but she was an onion cummer

by RatSmacker907 June 8, 2023

Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.

Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.

by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017

chicken and onions

kilos and ounces of cocaine.

“All i’m talkin is chicken and onions, you know the lingo”

by ruva_m January 30, 2022