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freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."
His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.
by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017
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Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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freak the beat

The act of dancing to music such that your moves are in sync and 'hit the beat' with the instrumentals and/or vocals of the music.

Working the beat, hitting the beats, freaking the beat etc.
Those bboys really freak the beat when they dance.
by thefec October 21, 2010
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leather freak

Someone who is aroused by wearing or seeing someone clad in leather.
Tina gets turned on when she sees Joe in his tight leather pants. She must be a leather freak.
by Pina Goldburg September 8, 2019
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Selfy Freak

A person who will take a selfy any where
Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.
by 124235346 February 24, 2017
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Jobless Freak

A term to describe a nigga who doesn't have a Job, mostly used on Sports twitter and Meme Twitter.
"Ironic coming from you Jobless Freak"
by Divinebankai July 8, 2021
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fate-freaked

Based on the belief in fate- that everything happens for a reason. Fate-freaked is when someone starts to obsess about every single detail around them because they are waiting for something to take place. Fate-freak is used to describe the individual who displays this behavior.
1)Jen won't leave the grocery store because her psychic told her that is where she'll meet her husband. She is so fate-freaked.

2)

"Man, I'm replying to every girl that sends me a friend request, because it has to be happening for a reason!"

"Don't be a fate-freak. Turn off the laptop."
by DeeBby<3 September 26, 2009
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