Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012

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Falcon it

To snatch defeat from certain victory, typically involving a double digit lead late in American Football games.

Boy did you see that football team in Atlanta really falcon it in the Super Bowl! And again vs the Cowboys, and Bears...

by thewazzukid September 28, 2020

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Truth Falcon

A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.

He's really truth falconing today about Covid.

by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021

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Blue Falcon

The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.

"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."

by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015

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