Local Dirt

A term describing grungy persons that have nothing better to do, then loiter for hours a day everyday. ie the mall, a downtown strip, or old parks. Most Local Dirts are pothead wiggers who think they are king shit of the world.

Local Dirt can also be abreviated as L.D.

Bob: "Let's go hang out downtown"
Lisa: "No there is too much Local Dirt there"

Joe: "Did you see that pack of L.D we just passed"

by QuietWanderer September 13, 2008

dirt

To have sexual relations (generally with someone who your friends would give you shame over)

I was so drunk I dirted the nasty chick near the stage.
She is very ugly... but I'd still dirt her.

by SeeManRun April 9, 2006

Dirt Curtains

Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .

I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains

by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010

dirt dolphin

A slutty white woman who fucks native american guys all the time. Similar to a mudshark, but with native american guys instead.

Wow that Hannah chick is a real dirt dolphin. She is all over Chief Running Horse tonight.

by toddandjared January 10, 2012

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Dirt Slut

Is the meaning of when a slut exhales and nothing but crap and lies comes out

"Hey, I hear you have a small penis"-katie
"Dang Katie why do you have to be a dirt slut?"

by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018

eye dirt

When you make in a shot in basketball while being guarded heavily. Another word for "eye jammie"

"Cuff..... You just got eye dirt"

"Coofff.......You got a lil eye dirt....Where?...RIGHT THEY!"

by kellyeyedirt July 14, 2009