The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
by josh reauz April 24, 2014
Get the anus iciclesmug. by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
Get the Haunted anusmug. by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019
Get the Mr anusmug. The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.
Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN
by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023
Get the The Anus Effectmug. A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.
This can be caused by:
1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
This can be caused by:
1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
Get the Anus saxophonemug. When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
Get the anus on a stickmug. by ElectricLife September 21, 2014
Get the animal anusmug.