pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.

"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt

by Pink January 30, 2004

Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

testicle

A funny question during an exam

man, question 4 was a testicle, i laughed my arse off at it

by $kud August 22, 2003

Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010

Texticles

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.

1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.

by Huntoholic January 3, 2015

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

Testicletastic

used to describe a female that overly excites one to the point of poppage of ones male parts.

that girl was testicletastic she made my eyes and other parts pop.

by Vondra Day Malconner March 30, 2009