Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.
In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

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Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.
by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017
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tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.
Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!
by nongfu September 16, 2010
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pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)
Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!
by your local anime girl November 09, 2020
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rich-tea

What's one better than a legend, a rich-tea. Someone who knows what they want, and has the passion and drive to do out there and get the damn thing. Generally mild-tempered, but not someone you'd want to mess with.
Origin: Ballincollig, Cork, Ireland
That lad, he's a rich-tea type of guy.
by brownemint December 02, 2021
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Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.
Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.
by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017
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Tea Fairy

A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.
I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.
by KingPlatypus June 03, 2023
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Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".
Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!
by Rude McDude August 20, 2010
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