A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.
Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...
Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
by Josh Crank October 8, 2011
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1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops
2) having a wank while on call of duty
2) having a wank while on call of duty
(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
dave: brb guys
(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe
by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011
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Your moustache is moe-tastic!
by TheNeotecht July 23, 2008
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drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.
by Huge-G November 16, 2010
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That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song
by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013
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