tongue-jack

To aggressively lick or kiss a person.

"Tongue-jack my shit-hole"

by Braineel September 22, 2005

Tongue of the Serpent

when urine unexpectedly comes out of the penis in two polar directions; bidirectional urination

"There were two urinals open, and I couldn't decide which one to go to, so I just Tongue of the Serpent-ed that shit!"

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

monkey tongue

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.
one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!
Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

hairy tongue

when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair

1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes

by suesmoose October 5, 2008

menage a tongue

When the tongues of the shoes are showing it means you are available for a threesome (2 girls and you're the only guy). This occurs after sitting down or when the tongues of your shoes are huge and the bottom of your pants tuck behind them. This was created to show women, secretly, that a man was available to be in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy). Once women have found a man with his tongues of his shoes out, they must quickly make plans for the threesome. Women are quickly learning of this new sign. This sign was created during sex parties in Northern California and New Orleans. The two tongues sticking out meant the guy was skillful in satisfying women sexually, especially orally. Asian men and Island men seem to be high in demand for this.

Girl 1: The tongue of that guy's shoes are showing, he must be available for a threesome.

Girl 2: Yes they are. I hope he's available for a threesome, I'm in the mood for some fun with another girl and a guy.

Asian/Island guy: How are you women doing? Are you two available for a threesome tonight?

Both Girls: YES!!

by Ray Ray April 8, 2005

Tongue Sweat

The instantaneous moment your tongue salivates from the smell or recognition of the scent of something spicy or the scent of a delicious previously had meal.

I was pouring sriracha in my cup of noodles, and the smell gave me the tongue sweats

by The Original Revolution May 17, 2011

fish tongue

fish tongue is a generic term used to describe most east asian languages. It derives from the fact that many east asians' faces look like a fish with its mouth open between speaking.

east asian 1: nihaoma! wakarimashta! soondubu jigae?!
person 1: enough of that fish tongue, speak English, dirty third worlder!

by evolutionary_biologist10 November 13, 2018