Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

The Trade

When one fantasy football manager is able to steal top talent from an inexperienced manager, while the commish lets it happen.

Tuan got Derrick Henry from Ted for Miles Gaskins? WTF, the trade is a total traderape!

"We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Wed have to ammend to "good men" part...but yup, Boondock Saints wins again

by Concerned Manager December 6, 2020

The suck trade

A man and a woman suck each others buttholes out until a loud popping noise is produce they swap and competed to make the loudest sound. Whoever wins gets to lick the cats urethra

The suck trade is committed commonly in Tennessee

by SquidgyWidgy December 29, 2020

Trade

The act of sexual intercourse. A fuck.

Me and Nancy wanted to have a trade, but we never got the chance.

by Zedzded January 21, 2021

Trade bunny

A women that is attracted to men in skilled trades.

What kind of men are you into Shannon?

“I’m a Trade bunny, they have the biggest cocks”

by Tin knocker terry March 10, 2021

Jerk-Of-Trade

Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.

So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.

by OmaDei March 29, 2021