Jerk-Of-Trade

Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.
So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.
by OmaDei March 29, 2021
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trade of the season

The hottest guy in the season (mainly in RuPauls Drag Race)
Jada Essence Hall was named trade of the season by Heidi or maybe she's not the trade of the season?
by MissLuxe September 6, 2023
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FX Trading

FX stands for Faecal Exchange. To instigate an FX trade first you must loosen your stool with an oily emulsion. Next, part your bum cheeks and press your anus against the anus of your partner. The final step is to poo forcefully into the anus of your partner. On a molecular level, the streams of poop battle eachother in a Voldemort and Harry Potter style stand off.

The partner who has invested the most poo is triumphant and everyone goes home happy
0% comission and tight spreads. Access 180 FX pairs and 140 towards majors, minors, exotics and animals... I better start making an emulsion for FX Trading
by Chunker splashback August 22, 2022
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The suck trade

A man and a woman suck each others buttholes out until a loud popping noise is produce they swap and competed to make the loudest sound. Whoever wins gets to lick the cats urethra
The suck trade is committed commonly in Tennessee
by SquidgyWidgy December 29, 2020
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cade trade

An absolutely horrific trade that only a fool would accept
Example; “Najee Harris for Jonathan Taylor” “no man that’s a cade trade”
by Theswiftbuttox September 21, 2022
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W/F/L (Trading)

W/F/L is a trading word commonly used to check the value of a trade.
Person 1: I'm trying to trade a Brulee for a Torpedo (Jailbreak)
Person 2: Just go to the Jailbreak Discord Server and type W/F/L (Trading)
Person 1: Oh ok, thanks!
by RandomGuy4291142 March 5, 2023
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Cosmic Trade

A Trade which consists of two people and one item. In which the first person gives the second person an item, for promise that the second person will repay the first person back at a later time, hence the name "Cosmic Trade" This is common among the rainbow people.
Kreamy Obtained rabbitskin armor in a cosmic trade with Oz
by Roo-Dah August 17, 2007
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