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dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017
mugGet the dog ticketmug.

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
mugGet the french parking ticketmug.

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.
What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.
by FlickMontana September 29, 2014
mugGet the ticket fecesmug.

Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
mugGet the Ticket pullermug.

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the steamer's ticketmug.

ticket to the skybox

Don't even try cop, Ain't no motherfuckin' drugs at my spot
All you'll find in my closet is the high tops
And my motherfuckin' ticket to the skybox
-- Ice cube - Good Cop Bad Cop
by K1NAN December 13, 2017
mugGet the ticket to the skyboxmug.
a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this
person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes
by jackalob May 29, 2020
mugGet the international titties ticketmug.

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