Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.
by cg12321 June 26, 2010
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Im so tired

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now
Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?
by raiissotired March 12, 2022
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Are you tired yet

A phrase given by a female to indicate that she does not care about your sleepiness , but indeed her own, hinting that she wants to go to sleep.
Are you tired yet Carson?
by carsonjclayton February 07, 2019
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tired little shit

Some one who is lazy or unmotivated to complete a task.

Originates from a Welshman who worked on quarry equipment in Coalville.
Neil won't do his work. " Neil you tired little shit get on with it!"
by Fountain of wisdom August 15, 2014
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chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.
I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.
by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018
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Gucci tired eyes

A term for when you're so tired that you start making the bags under your eyes a fashion statement
Yo what's good Rodney, stayed up all night finishing my midterm. Rocking them Gucci tired eyes this morning.
by Santans October 12, 2017
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redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.
-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-
by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013
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