In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
Get the Tim's Lawmug. by hSak August 31, 2019
Get the Phantom Timmug. Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)
by dewswhat June 5, 2013
Get the Tim Dalymug. When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.
by Mit Berekvam December 16, 2011
Get the Tim Tebowedmug. 1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:
A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.
2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."
A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.
2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."
1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.
B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.
C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.
2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...
B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.
C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.
2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005
Get the Tim Allenmug. by Fred Walls March 22, 2020
Get the TIMmug. by shitinthetoliet December 15, 2018
Get the Tim Cockmug.