Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

thanos bag

the name coined for a certain Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag

"thanos bag *insert emoji*"
"lol"

by luigimags14 November 22, 2020

Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

Thanos

An evil raisin that is trying to collect some rainbow colored stones to wipe out half the universe

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH THANOS IS COMING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MOTHEG June 3, 2019

Thanos

After decades of ridicule and bullying, Grimace changed his name, hit the gym hard, and got built. Now he's tired of your shit.

Thanos:
...and just like that
*SNAP*
Grimace is dead

by this is bacon May 4, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He was created by writer-artist Jim Starlin, and made his first appearance in The Invincible Iron Man #55 (cover date February 1973). An Eternal–Deviant warlord from the moon Titan, Thanos is regarded as one of the most powerful beings in the Marvel Universe. He has clashed with many heroes including the Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Fantastic Four, and the X-Men.

He killed the freaking Avengers. Thanos snapped.

by JToH Anonymous March 9, 2022

Thanos

A giant prune wondering around space with a shiny styrofoam glove and gay rocks.

Thanos has a nice rock collection

by Sonnerie July 22, 2019