Skip to main content

Mustard Fish

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
— — — —
Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
— — — —
Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-
Definition 1:
— — — —
Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
— — — —
Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.
by DillonVentures August 22, 2021
mugGet the Mustard Fish mug.

mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.
Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?
by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018
mugGet the mustard cock mug.

Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
by tonysuave August 15, 2010
mugGet the Mustard Whale mug.

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
mugGet the Mustard kink mug.

pocket mustard

Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!
by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018
mugGet the pocket mustard mug.

mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger
by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021
mugGet the mustard chugger mug.

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup
“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022
mugGet the mustard water mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email