Jared, the nephew of el caca.
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. 
Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…
Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.
by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. 
by Ray furgason May 20, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.