cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

by ridetheyak September 13, 2009

Cold Played

To get yourself into something you can’t get out.

“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.

by Major Montana May 23, 2021

Cold Sensation

When a woman finds an ice block has been placed in her vagina.

"Dude did you just see Serena's face?"
"Yeah it looked like she was having a cold sensation!"

by Porridge217 April 15, 2012

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017

Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.

Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.

by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008