Swedish Stomp

There's nothing worse than a cold winter day in Oslo (unless you're making sweet love of course). Once you've got your six foot, two inch Swedish skunk on the floor taking your cock like there's no tomorrow, simply wait for her to get to orgasm before quickly pulling out, standing up, and stomping on her abdomen, thus spraying her Swedish juice all over the floor.

Last night Eskil performed a perfect Swedish Stomp on his girlfriend Ingrid, thus covering the family's Viking relics in Swedish juice.

by DBone317 May 8, 2010

Swedish Teddybear

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011

Swedish Clubber

Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming

An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.

by Marvin Sloane May 2, 2005

swedish meatballs

When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.

Swedish meatballs are meatballs that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.

by Ryan Holmes September 2, 2008

Swedish Blowjob

Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis

Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob

by fannyadams November 2, 2010

Swedish Fish

1) A red, fish-shaped candy
2) A female fuck-friend

("Swedish Fish. A friend you can eat!")

1) *looks at friend* Nej. *looks at candy* Ja.
2) "Yo, bro, how are things between you and your swedish fish?"

by usversusthem March 31, 2009

Swedish Girls

Swedish girls are well known for their slag culture and the need to be constantly with a number of men and to carry out sexual activities such as blowjobs, hand jobs, 69ing, Bocating (licking another womans pussy for the mans pleasure). A swedish woman reaches her sexaul prime at the age of 13 as she would have been taught by her older siblings to start sexaul activites at a very young age. The swedish girls are known for being a 'good fuck' as they are up for EVERYTHING yea i mean EVERYTHING

Swedish girls are easy.... too easy

by Swedish Study April 26, 2007