Scuttlebutt

It’s like scuttling only with more butt.

Ima need to scuttlebutt outta here.
Scuttlebutt around the room.
You are such a scuttlebutt

by Getyourassbackhome July 5, 2020

shuttle

a fucking retard

shuttle is a fucking retard
yea bro hes a fucking retard

by shuttleisafuckingnigger September 11, 2020

Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

Settle our differences

Passing off the bag/packet

Let’s settle our differences and you can head to the disabled torrlet.

by J_Fingers October 10, 2020

subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.

Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!

by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021

Subtle Jenkins

An international, long distance crush

I met someone on zoom, turns out they're across the pond. I think I've got a subtle jenkins for them.

by shamanshadow January 14, 2021

skuttlebopped

the act of getting quarantined, or absolutely fucked in the ass by your school principal or boss

Damn nigga, Dr. Keltner skuttlebopped my ass...

by Klassy Kevin Keltner January 15, 2021