by gmgway August 12, 2020
That weird thing cats do sometimes where they follow their owner around the house, usually accompanied by incessant meowing for attention or food.
“Ugh, Lemons is seriously kitty stalking me right now. He’s meowing outside the bathroom since I shut the door.”
by Sonshine October 16, 2019
by AuroraTheSluttyBitch July 27, 2017
Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
by jb3625 January 20, 2011
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
when you are creeping on someones social networking page's pictures and find a tag of someone then go through their pictures. then so on and so forth
steps: for the stalk train
1- looking on someones page
2- start creeping on them
3- find someone who was in contact with them (ex. someone who commented on one of the pictures, or was tagged in one of that who is being crept on)
4- creep on one who is crept on friends in the ex. stated above.
5-repeat with new person
6- and so one and so forth
1- looking on someones page
2- start creeping on them
3- find someone who was in contact with them (ex. someone who commented on one of the pictures, or was tagged in one of that who is being crept on)
4- creep on one who is crept on friends in the ex. stated above.
5-repeat with new person
6- and so one and so forth
by synthia143 April 21, 2011
Used when describing a person on the website "Facebook." Power Stalking is when someone comments/likes a post in under a minute from when it was posted. In order for it to be Power Stalking, the person has to do this at least 3 times before declaring it a Power Stalk.
Tommy: Just had some awesome pizza! (30 seconds ago)
Comments:
Brad: Where did you get it and how did it taste? (20 seconds ago)
Tommy: Brad, you are totally Power Stalking my profile
Comments:
Brad: Where did you get it and how did it taste? (20 seconds ago)
Tommy: Brad, you are totally Power Stalking my profile
by ab0mbs February 08, 2011