Sphincterrific

A sarcastic way of saying "terrific". Similar to craptastic or craptacular.

"Wow. I got a Chia Pet for Christmas. That's sphincterrific."

by Shadis December 15, 2003

sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck

Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where

by Lucas December 31, 2003

Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009

sphink

a dumb ass or fuckwit

your a sphink

by Monkey butt July 24, 2003

sphynx

Sphynx are those little farts that squeak out while you're fucking even though you're trying to hold 'em in.

I was banging her so hard I kept letting out sphynx.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 19, 2005

sphish

The sound that is made when air is pushed from a vagina after being trapped there (AKA Fanny Fart)

Boyfriend to Girlfriend - "Babe, did you just fucking sphish?"

by Kane Brazier November 25, 2007