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Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
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Sniffer

a person who likes to sniff objects but normally hair. usually comes from a payton,noah, or a Mallory.
Hey that guy is such a, sniffer.
by CatINTheHatThEbest October 10, 2019
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Sniffer

Jaimie is a sniffer
by Sniffer69 July 20, 2018
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rat sniffer

An individual that not only sniffs rats but rats they’re shit and rats it to find out what they eat keep in mind that the individual owns the rat and lets it eat old food if you find this individual their name ranges in the alphabet G-K if you find this individual run
by Gameboydave January 24, 2019
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Sniffer Girl

A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.
Check out sniffer girl. She sure likes the brown toilet paper.
by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023
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Mutt Sniffer

A person you call a bitch that gets in other people’s business
Man that guy Trevor can’t mind his own business

Nah Trevor is just a Mutt Sniffer
by Asianpersuasion6969 January 19, 2021
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Mexican bum sniffer

A person who likes to sniff Mexicans bum
Yo akneehow I bet that orphan is a Mexican bum sniffer.
by The sexyest man alive March 2, 2021
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