a person who likes to sniff objects but normally hair. usually comes from a payton,noah, or a Mallory.
by CatINTheHatThEbest October 10, 2019
Get the Sniffermug. An individual that not only sniffs rats but rats they’re shit and rats it to find out what they eat keep in mind that the individual owns the rat and lets it eat old food if you find this individual their name ranges in the alphabet G-K if you find this individual run
by Gameboydave January 24, 2019
Get the rat sniffermug. Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
Get the Bed Sniffermug. Dude 1: I spent the night with sally and she semelled her underwear to see if they were clean.
Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
by Dirtysniffer January 27, 2019
Get the Dirty sniffermug. by mcsnigger August 7, 2023
Get the knee sniffermug. Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024
Get the Carpet Sniffermug. by Asianpersuasion6969 January 19, 2021
Get the Mutt Sniffermug.