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Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.
Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018
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Dino Smashing

When your hitting so hard you yell like a dino!
Girl 1: Omg so like last night my bf was F^&_)ing me so hard he screamed like a T-Rex!

Girl 2: WHAT!?! He was Dino Smashing?
by Taylor Tee June 3, 2009
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Smashing Day

Typically occurs on October 30th, the night before Halloween in North America.

Smashing Day' or 'Smashing Night' refers to delinquent acts of vandalism on residential Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns set outside by individuals. The Jack-O-Lanterns are removed from the homes or porches and smashed into the homes' exterior wall, the nearby sidewalk or street. Individuals participating in 'Smashing Day' are typically children aged 14-17.
"Hide the kids' pumpkins George..today is Smashing Day!"
by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008
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smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated
Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.
by The The Guy October 24, 2013
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smashing cookies

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009
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smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.
by roooooom July 18, 2009
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smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009
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