shave

Exceedingly cool. Beyond sweet.

Man, that ride is shave!

by Lalo Monett January 29, 2007

shave the eskimo

shaving the tuff of hair above a pale white ass crack.

Dude I got toliet paper stuck on my ass so I had to shave the eskimo.

by T-Bad, K-chand July 19, 2009

shwaney conks

Can replace any word when one needs to talk but has nothing to say

- Joe!
- Yes, Jack.
- Shwaney conks!
- I see

by motherboard May 19, 2005

Shavering

A combination of shaving and showering at the same time.

Yea I woke up late and just finished shavering when Louie called me.

by S.Strauber May 28, 2010

turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

the might-as-well shave

when a guy is balding or his hairline is receding, so he just shaves the whole thing because he'd "might as well" just shave the whole thing.

jane: "whoa! what happened? your comb over... it's gone!"

john: "yep, I finally accepted the fact that I'm no Amy Winehouse, and went for the might-as-well shave."

by chavalita January 23, 2008

Shave your head

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

by Gatherqueef January 13, 2009