The Tokyo Shuffle

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.

Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free

by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.

"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"

by tahnee May 15, 2005

cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.

"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"

by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006

Suboxone Shuffle

A natural phenomena in which recreational and habitual opiate users drop whatever matter to which they were attending, be it vomitting or playing CSS, and shuffle mindlessly to a dispensary of Suboxone.

Jimmy was vomitting 15 seconds ago, but now he seems fine doing the suboxone shuffle to the med window.

by cheezflavrd January 29, 2010

Curly Shuffle

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.

Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

shuriman shuffle

An elegant and perfectly executed sequence of complex or difficult actions without room for delay, fault, or failure.

Azir overcame the odds and executed a perfect shuriman shuffle against the enemy team giving him the win.

by OneThird13 July 27, 2023

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020