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bubble shart

A slow bubbly, deep, wet fart that lets a little 'come out'.
Man, did you hear that guy bubble shart? He better wipe after that one.
by datdude81 October 23, 2014
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shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
by Racko001 December 12, 2016
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cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
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sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
by agingergirl May 20, 2014
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scram shart

Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
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Power shart

The act of exerting additional force while sharting, to yield maximum discharge quantity of fecal matter.
I added some extra force to that power shart. Now my diaper is full.
by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019
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SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN
by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019
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