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Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009
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Shaft Juice

Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more
Bro she sucked the shaft juice out
by Shaft juicer February 22, 2022
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Shaft

Person 1:"did you see the shaft on him!"
Person 2:"naw fuck man"
by Emo2person September 19, 2018
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dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.
HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.
by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019
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Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
by Kume39 November 13, 2015
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Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.
Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'
by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010
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shafted

when someone reads your message and doesn’t respond. Also known as boxing or leaving you on opened
Sarah: “ugh i don’t think chase likes me.”

Lilly: “why not ?”

Sarah: “he shafted me for the sixth time today.”
by cleverseal February 15, 2021
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