Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head

"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."

by John-0-notelb January 31, 2016

Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.

Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'

by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010

Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.

by Dylan and Alex March 6, 2007

Shaft sister

When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy

Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"

by badbitch123456 January 30, 2021

Juicy shaft shifter

when you are giving a nice wet blowjob

I gave him a juicy shaft shifter

by Crazylady October 18, 2017

The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

honey shaft

A particularly sticky vaginal passage way

I was lucky to get my fingers back out of that honey shaft

by TheVenetianBamboo April 8, 2016