Semi-Educated

Semi-Educated is a term used to describe people that have achieved a certain level of education and then decided they are better than those who have not been so fortunate. This position can usually be identified by the rather unsavoury and ignorant views expressed by this supposedly educated individual. An example would be someone like British Reality Television celebrity, Katie Hopkins who, according to Wikipedia, states that she was educated at University of Exeter.

Example: Katie Hopkins, despite naming her own child India, controversially stated on national television – that she would not allow her children to be friends with someone whose first name is a geographical location.

"I believe the reason for Katie’s belief is that anyone with such a name is unlikely to get very far in life, no pun intended. Katie also expressed her disapproval of anyone with the name Tyler or Destiny; giving Katie visions of a socially excluded single mother screeching the name of her child across the council estate play park." - KIJO

Another example would be an educated African-American individual who moved out of the ghetto community and suddenly sees him or herself as better than the people living back in the ghetto. These educated people will make fun of people with stereotypical ghetto names like De’Shawn or Le’Queisha, distancing themselves from such people, believing them to be inferior. This state of being is semi-educated. There appears to be no effort to understand or have empathy for the uneducated and/or socially excluded individual or even to try to remember how it once felt to be in the same position. The Semi-Educated individual is a damaged individual, usually stemming from a painful memory of the past or an injustice experienced. This problem can generally be treated with therapy on healing their unhealed parts or by further education on the issues identified. - KIJO

by KIJO October 30, 2013

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

semi-orgasimic

pertaining to anything near orgasimic, second best, average, okay

Boy 1:These chicken nuggets, man, they're amazing!
Boy 2:dude, i woulnt call them anything over semi-orgasimic

by k3|see March 22, 2008

seeing orange

It comes from the idea of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Orange turns out to be a snitch. When one says they are seeing orange, it means they think somebody is a snitch or snitching.

I wonder who called the cops on me. Looking at my neighbors is like seeing orange.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 6, 2009

Semi-dwarfism Syndrome

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.

Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.

by pushing daisies February 3, 2010

Semi-Blind Date

Meeting someone in person for the first after only communicating through email, text or social media applications.

The only way to be sure you're not getting Catfished is to do the Semi-Blind Date.

by CPL Punishment October 31, 2014